5 THINGS GIRLS THINK ABOUT FACIAL HAIR

Facial Hair is one of those things that girls usually either love or hate. Facial hair is also one of those things guys like to play around and experiment with, even though they kind of really shouldn't sometimes. You're with me, right, ladies? Some types of facial hair just do not look good, period. So, for ladies who'd like a laugh and for lads who'd like a little learning' on this subject, let's take a look at some of the things girls really think about facial hair...

1. THE SHAVING PART

Do you know what the worst thing about facial hair is? The part where it ends up in the sink. When guys shave, they have a tendency to leave the remains in the sink, which is gross. We try not to leave hair in the bathtub, you know – but we can start doing it if you don't start washing that stuff down the drain!

2. THE DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN

Even still, when some girls see a well groomed beard, it creates positive associations. Papa Ernest had a beard, you know; for a time, so did Dan Conner (what? I love Dan). Abe Lincoln had a beard and he was always honest, so that's cool. Also, your beard makes us think of fuzzy teddy bears. So, see? Sometimes, we really like it!

3. THE FUZZY FACTOR

In fact, that aspect of facial hair deserves its own category. Beards and mustaches can be soft and kind of cozy – at least when they're full grown. When they're not … well, I'll get to that in a minute. Anyway, if you keep your beard nice and soft and cushion-y, I bet your #girl won't mind it half so bad.

4. BEARD BURN

Here's another thing many girls don't like about facial hair: it burns! When a guy's stubbly chin or cheek rubs against your #skin,  that hurts like fire. Not cool! Girls don't like beard burn, it creates unsightly blemishes. Guys, remember that five o'clock shadows look really sexy, but they don't feel too great.

5. WATCHING YOU DO IT

What I mean, of course, is watching him shave. When I was little, I loved to watch my dad lather on his shaving cream. I thought it was awesome, how one minute he had stubble and the next minute his cheek was all soft and smooth. Plus, when you watch guys do this, you invariably get to learn that neat toilet paper square trick.